Movie Situations That Would NEVER Happen in Real Life!

Jerry Maguire.. OK lets face it if the estranged husband came waltzing into a room full of women during their divorce support group the first reaction would be to call the Police.. He would not have the opportunity to get through 2 seconds of his heart felt, off the cuff speech.. In fact I'm pretty sure that he wouldn't even get the "hello" out of his mouth. 

It would be nice to think that standing outside of your girls house dressed as a homeless person with a boom box playing the perfect song would win her back but lets face it everyone there is no way it would work.  Either the nosy neighbor would call the Police for the noise or for standing near their lawn, her Father would be inside jamming out to his juke box and never hear it, or she would be out and miss the gesture all together.

The space time continuum will not allow you to get in your Porsche and chase a bus down then get your girl to get off the bus to talk for a minute that she would #1 actually talk to you or #2 be impressed that you slept in your car waiting for her to return.  I'm thinking she never would get off the bus in the first place to chat.  Let's face it when you really get someone upset there is no talking to them in my experience.  I'm sure that's because when I get someone mad they're MAD.  I'm thinking Anne Hathaway's character would have jumped off the bus near her place and left him waiting for the bus to find her not on it. 

I would love to think that the ending of Serendipity could actually happen.  I don't want to make it seem like I'm bashing Cusack with this post either..  I would love to think it could happen because when I was 15 I met a awesome girl at Disney World while watching the Mickey parade.  We talked through the whole parade and made plans to meet the next day.  She never showed up the next day as planned and I was really heartbroken.  All I remember is that she was from Rhode Island.  Anyway that's all I have to say about this one.  Watch the movie.. No chance at finding the $5, Love in the Time of Cholera or finding each other on the skating rink..  

OK the movie is very entertaining but lets face it.. I don't think it was worth ruining The Office over Steve Carell.  I'll never forgive him for that.  How could Jacob have ab's like that?  He would look like ol' SP if he was hanging at the mall scarfing down Sabbaro's.  Has the "Lets get out of here" line ever worked in life?  I think not...  I'm thinking if I belted out asshole a ton of times in class my Mother wouldn't have laughed it off.  I would have had a bar of soap and a kick in the ass for dinner.  If the Police show up during a back yard brawl someone is going to jail.  I would think it would have been Kevin Bacon.  Imagine how the 7 Degrees of Kevin Bacon game would have gone crazy if he had gone to jail for the night.  The ending was kind of lame.  Cal got up and interrupted Robbie's speech.  I'm pretty sure they would have just given him the hook instead of his Father intervening and somehow getting his family back.  She Jerry Maguire for what really would have happened.